I inspire, I enchant, I perplex, und ich spreche Deutsch, usw

Today, in Mr Smarty Pants, in the Austin Chronicle, there I am. Well, not me personally, but my fun fact. But he was not quite perfect. Yes, Germans say "pro nase" instead of "per capita." I used that scintillating bit of conversation on a date, with said Smarty Pants. Ha. So even though it didn't work out between us, he was so inspired that....I'M IN THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE. Indirectly.